That vevader_3 seems really cool and funny and sexy
r/drugs is it okay to take another two warm cookies if i already had 3 warm cookies and a glass of milk an hour ago and should i brush my teeth before or after or does it matter
Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god
Anonymous asked
so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
ctrl alt del... the three sisters
what if there was a woman who attacked you with an axe
parry
wuh oh she went for the grapple. and now uh. oh gosh i should give you two some privacy
like this post to run over elon musk with a 1993 renault twingo
reblog to put it in reverse and run him over again
Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!
Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school
Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in
Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow